J.L Lost in Space Trapped in Time

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/_____/\____/____/\__/  /_/_/ /_/   /____/ .___/\__,_/\___/\___/
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  | || | | (_| | |_) | |_) |  __/ (_| | | | | | |   | | | | | | | | |  __/
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Current plans

Currently I am searching for the place on the earth where I feel comfortable in starting a new family with someone else.

Preferably:

A little bit remote,
not too close to a road.
With water on one side;
a hill on the other.
Moderate climate,
and not too much bother.